Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

Airborne (2011)

Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic

Quotes 

• Mitchell : You think giving me a tough look, calling me a few names, putting sand in my locker's gonna make me wanna fight you? Well you got another thing coming. I'm outta here in three months! Three months, you think I'm gonna waste my time on you, or anyone else? You ain't worth it, bro! No one here is, no one!

  Nostalgia Critic : Wow, I think that is the proudest puss-out speech I've ever heard in my life. I mean, he fucking flaunts it! He doesn't care who knows he's a shivering pansy, he'd expose it to everybody. I mean, are there other tough ways of saying you're a complete and total coward?

  Nostalgia Critic : [In a tough tone]  You think you're all tough and scary? Lemme tell ya something, I just crapped my pants. They are filled with doo-doo and I am *horrified*! After this is done, I am gonna go home and cry like a little girl!

  [imitating crying] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Yeah, that's gonna be me, that's gonna be me! *That's* how scary you are, bitch!