Turbo (2013) Poster

(2013)

Ryan Reynolds: Turbo

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  • Turbo : Snails don't have money. Or else they'll have to pay the bills. Remember?

    Whiplash : Your trash talk is needlessly complicated!

    Turbo : Is it? Or is it that your unpaid bills... are overdue?

    Whiplash : Enough talk! It's time... for action.

  • Turbo : Are you crazy?

    Whiplash : Yeah, I'm crazy! What made you think I was sane?

  • Chet : Theo, what happens if you wake up tomorrow, and your powers are gone? Hm? What then?

    Turbo : Then I better make the most of today.

  • Chet : Am I dead? Is this heaven? I thought it'd be... cleaner.

    Turbo : Come on. Get up.

    Chet : Theo! Oh... the crows got you too!

    Turbo : What? No, Chet, no. It was just...

    Chet : [roughly turns around]  Look at this place. Broken glass. Rusty nails.

    Turbo : Breathe.

    Chet : *Discarded salt packets?*

    Turbo : Chet...

    Chet : I-it's like a minefield around here! Yipe!

    [finds line in his foot after accidentally going on rusty nail] 

    Chet : Op! Oh no. I've got tetanus and my mouth's burning up. I've got tetanus and my fuel's burning up. *I've got - -*

    [Turbo hurries over and gives Chet a salt packet to breathe in like a bag] 

    Turbo : CHET! Will you - *calm - down?* There is no reason to panic! Everything is going to be just... fine.

    [glass jar traps Turbo and Chet] 

    Tito : Well, well, well. Looks like you need a home, huh? Hahaha! This must be my lucky day!

  • White Shadow : Here one second, gone the next. They call me

    [emerges from shadows] 

    White Shadow : the White Shadow! I can move so fast, all you see is my shadow.

    Turbo : I don't get it.

    White Shadow : I'm fast, like a shadow!

    Turbo : But shadows, they're not inheretly fast.

    White Shadow : [Crawls back into the shadows]  White Shadowwww...

    Turbo : I can still see you.

  • Chet : Now, with the television gone, you can finally stop watching these races and get on with your life.

    Turbo : I have a life?

  • Turbo : [arriving into work]  And so begins another wonderful work week at... the plant.

  • Whiplash : Listen, garden snail, you've clearly got the skills to pay the bills... if snails had to pay bills, that is. You would be able to pay them.

    Smoove Move : Yeah, bills.

    Burn : Paid in full, son

    Whiplash : So, I'm here to invite you to join our crew.

    Turbo : [smirks]  Join your crew?

    Whiplash : Did I say something humorous?

    Turbo : Sorry, it's just that you guys are, you know, kind of slow... ish.

    [the Snail Crew were offered] 

    Skidmark : Really? To our faces?

    Chet : [whispering]  Theo, what are you doing?

    Whiplash : Now, I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear what I clearly just heard.

    Chet : Heard what?

    [laughs nervously] 

    Chet : I didn't hear anything. Nothing out of order. Did you, Theo?

    Turbo : Oh, I meant what I said.

    Whiplash : Well then you better put your money where your mouth is!

  • Smoove Move : Hey, T. You gonna be okay without them fancy magic super-powers?

    Turbo : Sure. Never stopped any of you.

  • Whiplash : That's it! This pit crew is officially under new management.

    [White Shadow launches Whiplash, Skidmark, Burn, and Smoove Move to Turbo] 

    Whiplash : Now this is how it's done. Air jack!

    Smoove Move : Jactivate!

    [imitates air jack] 

    Whiplash : Lube!

    Skidmark : [rubs lip balm on Turbo's foot]  Apply liberally.

    Whiplash : Detailing!

    Burn : Wax on, wax off!

    [rips wax paper] 

    Turbo : Ow!

    Whiplash : Fuel!

    White Shadow : Down the hatch! Chug! Chug! Chug!

    Whiplash : Foot massage!

    Burn : You know it!

    Whiplash : Relaxing vibes.

    Smoove Move : Own it, brother.

    [plays "Sailing" by N'SYNC] 

    Whiplash : Now relax those vibes!

    [Smoove Move plays loud music on headphones] 

    Turbo : Are you crazy?

    Whiplash : [slaps Turbo]  Yeah, I'm crazy! What made you think I was sane?

    Turbo : I-I-I-I don't... I don't know how to...

    Whiplash : [slaps Turbo again]  Are you a car?

    Turbo : No?

    Whiplash : Are you a car?

    Turbo : No!

    Whiplash : Then stop driving like one! Now get out there. Snail up, baby!

    [the Snail Crew cheer for Turbo as he dashes off] 

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