Lex: "This place looks like something out of an old 'Scooby-Doo' episode." R.J.: "I woulda gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids." Lex and R.J.: "Zoinks!"
"Are you out of your mind? This is the episode that's gonna get us off of basic cable and onto the network. I don't believe for a second this is real, but Doc Brown here's the greatest show on Earth."