- Gwen Tennyson: [Reading a message] "Because you received your Plumber commodations during a field operation, your required training is incomplete. Please report to academy 2814 for field certification courses.
- Ben Tennyson: Wait. We have to go to school?
- Kevin Levin: Give it a rest, Tennyson. If this is what it takes to keep our badges, then this is what we'll do.
- Gwen Tennyson: This is awesome! Look at the classes we get to take: Weapons and Tactics, Interstellar Law, Cultural Sensitivity.
- Kevin Levin: Started strong, but then you lost me.
- Gwen Tennyson: ...Starship Maintenance.
- Ben Tennyson: Adn you got him right back.
- Brannigan: There's been a Null Void breakout. So Magister Hulka wants all new recruits in their bunks and accounted for. You don't want to make him and *me* mad on the same day! Do we understand each other, larval dipteroid?
- Gwen Tennyson: Ooo. Big mistake.
- Ben Tennyson: Brannigan, you just bought yourself a nose full of Humungosaur!
- Kevin Levin: [Keving keeps Ben from activating the Ultimatrix] We're going Tennyson! You're not getting us thrown out of here on the first day.
- Ben Tennyson: Wait. *You're* holding *me* back?
- Tack: He saved us. You *are* the greatest Plumber of all!
- Hulka: He's a larval dipteroid! He disobeyed orders!
- Ben Tennyson: I was supposed to let the grenade get you?
- Hulka: You were supposed to do what I tell you! You'd know that if you were ever listening in class.
- Kevin Levin: What? The magna-lock went bad and it was set on overload instead of stun. Gwen's right.
- Hulka: Go back to your barracks.
- Gwen Tennyson: Someone's out to get you, sir, aren't they? Or you wouldn't let Tack be out of your sight, would you?
- Hulka: Mind... your own... business.
- Kevin Levin: Whole place is on lockdown. Breaking curfew is against orders.
- Ben Tennyson: It's like I don't even know you anymore.
- Kevin Levin: Being a Plumber isn't something you mess around with. If you screw this up, you and are going to get into it!
- Kevin Levin: [to Gwen after they've been captured during a battle drill] You gonna handle these clowns, or should I?
- [Gwen takes down the squad. To the fallen squad]
- Kevin Levin: Don't blame yourselves. She's devious.
- Gwen Tennyson: You... pushed him into a sun?
- Hulka: I did not. I changed the arrival address to a Null Void penitentiary. Plumbers are law enforcement, not judges. Don't ever forget that!
- Gwen Tennyson: I can't believe I only scored a 98.
- Ben Tennyson: Out of a hundred, Gwen. Try and unclench.
- Kevin Levin: It only takes a 72 to pass which I exceeded. How about you, Ben?
- Ben Tennyson: 95. People think I'm not paying attention, but I am.
- Gwen Tennyson: My 98 is starting to look really weak.
- Hulka: To my considerable amazement, you all completed the course. So it's official. You're Plumbers.
- Ben Tennyson: But we knew that already. So what you really came here for was to thank me for saving your life, didn't you? Go on. It won't hurt.
- Hulka: [Hulka puts a medal on Ben's chest] Your shuttle leaves for home in 5.
- Ben Tennyson: Wait. What's this for?
- Tack: [Reading the medal] "For demonstration of a Plumber's most essential attribute - the ability to exercise latitude and creativity in problem solving." Whoa!
- Kevin Levin: Sounds like a "Thank you" to me.