- Dr. Temperance Brennan: They looked so happy.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Well, yeah. They had a baby.
- Dr. Temperance Brennan: Their whole lives have changed. You'd think they'd be a little more apprehensive.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Well, you know. Having a baby... that's a good thing.
- Dr. Temperance Brennan: You really think that?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Yeah, it's a great thing. Why... what?
- [They stop walking and Bones looks at Booth questioningly]
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Oh, come on Bones. Look the baby... the baby's fine, it's healthy. They had a healthy baby. Alright? They love each other. This is the happiest day of their lives. Okay?
- [Bones continues to stare]
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: What?
- Dr. Temperance Brennan: I'm...
- [laughs]
- Dr. Temperance Brennan: I'm pregnant. You're the father.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Oh God! I hope this is not another case where Max, you know, killed someone.
- Dr. Lance Sweets: I thought he promised not to do that anymore.
- Dr. Sherry Banno: [Noticing a laptop on Angela's bed] Hey, what's this?
- Wendell Bray: Hello, Dr. Banno. I'm Wendell Bray. We're solving a murder.
- Dr. Sherry Banno: Pretty sure we're supposed to be solving a baby.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Hey, what if it wasn't Fowler who rigged the lane? What if it was Amber?
- Dr. Temperance Brennan: Fowler figures it out...
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: She figures it out.
- Dr. Temperance Brennan: If we ever have a child like that, Buck...
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Oh ho. That's never ever gonna happen, Wanda - ever!
- Max Kennan: [as Bones is looking through Amber's bag] Don't you need a warrant for that?
- Dr. Temperance Brennan: If Buck and I ever have a child, she will *not* turn out like Amber.
- Max Kennan: Yeah, Temperance, it's just us monkeys. You don't have to keep up the cover story.
- Dr. Temperance Brennan: I find it helpful to remain in character.
- Angela Montenegro: [in between labor pains] Hey, hey. Have I ever told you how... how wonderful your voice is? It's like hot tea and... and honey. Any child with a father with a voice like yours is just...
- [shakes her head, can't continue]
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Have I ever told you how good you smell? And how soft your skin is? And how every time you take my hand, I feel your whole life vibrating with mine?
- Dr. Temperance Brennan: It's highly improbable - statistically approaching the impossible.
- Tina Winston: Sometimes when you speak, it's like you watch PBS on purpose
- Max Kennan: I don't know. Something weird here. You're - you're almost polite to each other. What is it? You have a fight?
- Dr. Temperance Brennan: No, I just really really want to be there when Angela's baby is born.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Right. So how soon before I can become a Thunderball?
- Dr. Sherry Banno: Everything looks great.
- Angela Montenegro: No, it is not great. It is not great. I want this thing out of me! And it is staying in!
- Dr. Sherry Banno: Would you like to reconsider an epidural?
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Hey, yeah. Why not Ange?
- Angela Montenegro: Because natural childbirth is a beautiful beautiful thing.
- Angela Montenegro: OH my God.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: What? What's the murder weapon, Angie?
- Angela Montenegro: Whoa! Are you kidding?
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: What now? You're the expert.
- Angela Montenegro: You've been jumping around all day and when my water breaks you don't even notice.
- Wendell Bray: WHAT?
- Angela Montenegro: Oh my God! Oh my God! Okay, here we go. Here we go. IT'S SHOWTIME!
- Angela Montenegro: I don't know. Hot sauce doesn't work. Sex doesn't work. Maybe we should just take a long ride on a bumpy road.
- Wendell Bray: How is that any different from sex?
- [Wendell chuckles]
- Wendell Bray: My mom went into labor after riding on a roller coaster.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: That explains a lot.
- Angela Montenegro: I don't know, honey. Maybe we should try a- an amusement park.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: I'm mean, we should be waiting home in comfort.
- Wendell Bray: It's normal to be worried. Worried can make a guy edgy. So right now, what you're being is normal.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: [Dancing like he is driving a vehicle while singing in a southern accent] Buck's on the truck, drivin' the truck, Buck Truck!