Bad Movie Beatdown (TV Series)

Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2010)

Mathew Buck: Film Brain

Quotes 

• Film Brain : Humor, motherfucker. Do you speak it?

• Film Brain : So the movie starts out with Paul Blart...

  [giggles] 

  Film Brain : His name sounds like 'fart.'

• Film Brain : He has sweat boobies. It's funny because he's fat.

• Paul Blart : [downtrodden]  Peanut butter, it just fills the cracks of the heart. Go away, pain.

  Film Brain : Is this the most pathetic thing you've ever seen in your life? I mean, look at the guy: he lives with his parents, he's a single father, and he has a really creepy way with food. There's setting up an underdog, and then there's just being a pathetic loser.

• Film Brain : So Blart has to show the ropes to new trainee, Simms. Hilarity does not ensue.

• Guard : Why can't you just punch in, shut up and punch out like the rest of us?

  Film Brain : Yeah, how dare you actually care about your job.