Warwick creates his own website but gets few hits beyond one from a physically-handicapped schoolboy in love with him, and he is equally annoyed when the BBC interview his non-celebrity deputy and not him to publicise the Society for Persons of Short Stature. At least he gets a Little Lord Fauntleroy-type role opposite Helena Bonham Carter but she is not a sympathetic co-star and he ends up literally in the bin.
—don @ minifie-1