- Dr. Maura Isles: Unzip me.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Wh - Why?
- Dr. Maura Isles: Because you can't go like that. We're trade clothes. Come on.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Are you crazy. That dress wouldn't... Cover my... Booty.
- Dr. Maura Isles: [Looking at Jane's boots] Oh. Those boots are fashion homicide.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: [Seeing Maura taking off her heels] No. No! Those shoes are foot homicide.
- Dr. Maura Isles: [after they traded clothes and shoes] Oh. You look sexy.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: You look... like you're wearing my clothes.
- [first lines]
- Sports reporter: [voice-over] It's the bottom of the ninth. Can he do it? And it's gone! Home run, Manny Vega! Vega has done it! The upstart expansion team Boston Pilgrims will live in the shadow of the Red Sox no more! They are one game away from the playoffs!
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Is it a suspicious death? What does your gut say?
- Dr. Maura Isles: I don't listen to my intestines.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Maura.
- Dr. Maura Isles: The murder weapon is a cylindrical, heavy, hard object.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: [watching crime lab techs working on baseball bats across the hall] Gee, what could it be? Think it's a pipe?
- Dr. Maura Isles: Pipe is too thin.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: What about a majorette's baton?
- Dr. Maura Isles: I'm glad that you find my scientific approach amusing.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Jesse Wade gave me his phone number. Maybe it's time to make a call.
- Detective Barry Frost: [laughing softly] Yeah. A booty call.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Really?
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: You spoke to Frankie?
- Detective Barry Frost: He's still goin' through all twelve dumpsters with every division detective we could spring loose.
- Detective Vince Korsak: Then why aren't you there? Oh, I know. Ooh, I hate eyeball fluid. Ooh, I'm afraid a' garbage.
- Detective Barry Frost: Why aren't you there? I know. Might mess up that nice sport coat from 1989.
- Dr. Maura Isles: [sighs] This is not CSI: Boston, Jane, okay. It's a very delicate process, and it's not always successful.
- [last lines]
- Dr. Maura Isles: Would a check be okay, or would you feel safer with cash?
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Cash. Cash is good.
- Dr. Maura Isles: Fine.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Hey, what is "Le Beau Truc"?
- Dr. Maura Isles: Five-star French restaurant. Brilliant nouveau take on escargot.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: [Talking about her outfit] Is this okay?
- Dr. Maura Isles: Are you out of your mind?
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: What? I'm meeting Jesse Wade. He wants to do the interview there.
- Dr. Maura Isles: At Le Beau Truc?
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Yeah
- Dr. Maura Isles: Le booty call.