Game Boys (2008)
Bianca Queen: Sally
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Quotes
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Sally : Here, I'm giving this to you today.
Scott : Journey: Escape?
Sally : You play as all five members of the band Journey, and you have to make it to your limousine, dodging groupies, reporters, shady record dealers, and along the way, you get help from the Kool-Aid Man.
Scott : And I don't have to fight Steve Perry's mullet?
Sally : No, but you can kinda make out a bit of an Atari version of "Don't Stop Believing." Beyond that, it could be Fleetwood Mac: The Escape, and be exactly the same, but at least it's not Aerosmith Revolution X.
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Scott : Oh, come on! All he wanted was an Atari 5200!
Sally : You know, it's been proven by the authorities to be lethally dangerous to mention the 5200 around me.
Scott : 5200 was an underrated system.
Sally : 5200 was as underrated as a mass murderer.
Scott : Well, the games were classic, though!
Sally : Classic. Alright, finish this thought for me. The biggest problem with the 5200 was...
Scott : Uh, the shitty controllers?
Sally : Right, the shitty controllers. Games on that system could have been on the same level of Mario 3 or Excitebike, but who cares how good the game is gonna be on a system when you can't even play it on the goddamn shit controllers?
