Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Big Girls Don't Throw Food (2011)

Ashton Kutcher: Walden Schmidt

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• Walden Schmidt : Check this out! My socks match my sneakers.

  Alan Harper : But your sneakers don't match each other.

• Walden Schmidt : So what's your deal?

  Jake Harper : Huh?

  Walden Schmidt : What's your deal?

  Jake Harper : I'm seventeen. I don't think I have a deal yet.

  Walden Schmidt : Nah, come on, everybody's got a deal. Your deal is you got no deal.

  Jake Harper : Cool. A man without a deal.

  Walden Schmidt : What are you, like a High School senior or somethin'?

  Jake Harper : No. I should be, but they got this dumb rule that you have to pass every single course. I think five out of seven is plenty, don't you?

  Walden Schmidt : Heck, yeah.

• Walden Schmidt : Hey, I'm getting ready for my date with Bridget. How do I look?

  Alan Harper : Your face should be on gay money.