- Gil: [about mosquitoes] You know what works really well? Standing next to a woman.
- Seth: What?
- Gil: Um hmm. I don't know what it is, their blood is different or something, but woman are like flypaper. Did you ever noticed that?
- Seth: I don't know. I guess every time I'm with Andie she complains about getting bit, and I do when I'm by myself.
- Gil: Pretty soon that'll be the only advantage of a heterosexual relationship.