Dear God No! (2011)

A gang of outlaw bikers pull a home invasion on a disgraced Anthropologist hiding a secret locked in his cabin basement.

Director:

James Bickert

Writer:

James Bickert

Stars:

Jett Bryant, Madeline Brumby, Paul McComiskey

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Jett Bryant	...	Jett
Madeline Brumby	...	Edna Marco
Paul McComiskey	...	Dr. Marco
Olivia LaCroix	...	Evelyn Marco
Shane Morton	...	Randal
Johnny Collins	...	Collins (as John Collins)
Nik Morgan	...	Spyder
James Bickert	...	Jimbo (as Rusty Stache)
Rachelle Lynn	...	Laura Bishop / Nun 1
Heath Street	...	Todd
Billy Ratliff	...	Larry
Tim McGahren	...	Kooky Karl
Jim Sligh	...	Sheriff Crews
Johnny McGowan	...	Deputy Balun
Parker Honeycutt	...	Busty Ballyhoo

Storyline

Outlaw motorcycle gang The Impalers tri-state rape and murder spree ended in a bloody massacre with rival club Satan's Own. The surviving members sought refuge in a secluded cabin deep in the North Georgia mountains. What first must of seemed like easy prey for a home invasion, became a living nightmare of depravity and violence. A young innocent girl being held captive may hold the key to the twisted secrets locked in the basement and the killing machine feasting on human flesh in the forest outside.

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Plot Keywords:

home invasion | murder | rape | biker | body torn in half | 

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Taglines:

When the blood begins to flow.... who will be left to scream.

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Genres:

Horror

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Details

Official Sites:

Official site

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

22 September 2011 (USA)

Filming Locations:

Atlanta, Georgia, USA

Company Credits

Production Co:

Big World Pictures

Technical Specs

Runtime:

81 min

Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

Color:

Color (Super 16mm)

Did You Know?

Trivia

During the newspaper headline montage, the last story has a hidden message from the director.

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Goofs

When the masked bodyguard's throat is slit, the blood clearly flows from the mask rather than the knife wound, which occurs lower on the neck.

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Quotes

Jett: It's almost dark, I'm sober and I haven't gotten to kill anyone today!

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Crazy Credits

Under production assistant the name Griffin is listed. A reference to The Invisible Man.

User Reviews

If only they had some talent to back up this potential awesomeness

I'm sure if you sat down with a group of buddies who all have bad taste and like nasty things then you would definitely laugh out loud at this movie and come away with some good one liners but any one with any taste would think your facked up for even knowing this movie exists. This week must be the week of sh!+ movies cuz heres another stinker. This movie has huge potential is out weighed by the garbage cinematography, garbage acting, and the worst practical effects I've ever seen. I understand that they made this movie crappy on purpose but that just seems to be an excuse for having no talent. Everyone involved in this movie has no talent and this movie wreaks of it. Anytime something bloody happens you can clearly see a hose spraying blood or someone grabs their neck and blood sprays from behind their back. They pretend to do a burnout on a nun and it just looks stupid because they cant even act like they are doing in it. It looks like a bunch of buddies got together and made a movie they thought would be funny and then decided hey maybe other people would like this. Even when they are drinking something we are suppose to think is a dirty tampon it doesn't even gross me out because they cant even act like they are drinking tampon juice. One area that this movie does succeed on however is the dialogue. There are plenty of hilarious one liners, they are just coming out of the wrong people who cant do them justice, tiss a shame. Also the ideas they had for how to push the limits of sleaze are great in theory but don't have the skill to pull them off effectively. I personally love the movies that this movie tries to be but it fails and the only scene that is effective is the rapist orgy where i got so sick of the screaming women that i turned this garbage off. Lets put a little more effort in next time boys and maybe hire some people with talent.