- Todd in the Shadows: I hate every second of this. Everything about this song is unpleasant. This actually smells bad. I can smell this through my speakers, and it's awful. I mean, this is truly remarkable. I have never heard a song give me the finger as quickly as this one did.
- Todd in the Shadows: This is much all pop music must sound like to people who hate pop music. And if you do hate all pop music, I can't even imagine what this sounds like to you. To you, this must just be like the sound of armpit farts and the screams of innocent children.