- Bay Kennish: [convincing her parents to buy her a tank-like car] You guys are gonna thank me if we ever get invaded by Arkansas.
- Bay Kennish: What's "Deafenstein"?
- Daphne Vasquez: It's an all-deaf version of "Frankenstein" done all in ASL.
- Toby Kennish: [reading the DVD case] "Deafenstein. He can't hear you scream." This looks terrible.
- Daphne Vasquez: It's so bad, and the sequels are even worse.