- Nancy Botwin: Mommy was a little embarrassed, so I smoked a little bit of pot with a very nice guy from the army!
- Shane Botwin: Mom.
- Nancy Botwin: What? How was Europe? Did I ask you that already?
- Shane Botwin: Mom.
- Nancy Botwin: Do you want to come look at the vending machines?
- Shane Botwin: Mom.
- Nancy Botwin: What?
- [turns around to see Ed right behind her]