The Hitman's Bodyguard (2017)
Ryan Reynolds: Michael Bryce
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Quotes
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Michael Bryce : This guy single-handedly ruined the word "motherfucker."
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Michael Bryce : My job is to keep you out of harm's way.
Darius Kincaid : Shit, motherfucker. I am harm's way.
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Darius Kincaid : Motherfucker, I will bust a cap in your ass, if you don't give up that wheel.
Michael Bryce : Have you ever said please or thank you...
Darius Kincaid : Please, motherfucker!
Michael Bryce : Why are we always yelling?
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Darius Kincaid : You know, when life gives you shit, you make Kool-Aid.
Michael Bryce : That's not really how that expression works.
Darius Kincaid : That's the beauty of that motherfucker: life.
Michael Bryce : Ah. Yeah, well, life, I mean... life doesn't usually give you shit and then turn into a beverage.
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Michael Bryce : Go with God! This man's killed over 150 people.
Darius Kincaid : 250, easy.
Michael Bryce : Yeah, but they love you. Me, they want to perform an exorcism on.
Darius Kincaid : Question for a higher power. Who is more wicked, he who kills evil motherfuckers or he who protects them?
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Darius Kincaid : I made that jump on one leg.
Michael Bryce : I made that jump without jumping.
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Darius Kincaid : How do I look?
Michael Bryce : You got a little speck of blood on your... everywhere.
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Darius Kincaid : That shit was two years ago, man. You gonna be a little bitch about it?
Michael Bryce : You're on your own!
Darius Kincaid : Well, good! I'll be safer on my own!
Michael Bryce : You won't last one hour without me! You'll be dead in a minute!
Darius Kincaid : Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're about as useful as a condom in a convent.
Michael Bryce : Eat my ass!
Darius Kincaid : That's what she said!
Michael Bryce : Suck it!
Darius Kincaid : Fuck you!
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Michael Bryce : You know he's a murderer, right? You're playing nurse to a murderer.
Amelia Roussel : A witness.
Michael Bryce : Really?
Amelia Roussel : Mm-hmm.
Michael Bryce : Twenty-seven times. That's how many times this asshole has tried to kill me, 27 - 28! Fucking Prague!
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Michael Bryce : This yours? Is this your cell phone?
Darius Kincaid : I might have taken that off some dead merc.
Michael Bryce : You might've... you know, they can track a cell phone. That's why I use a ghost chip in mine so they can't track the phone. I mean, that's how they know where we were! Here I am, I'm plotting courses all over the country, and you're carrying a location beacon in your pocket!
Darius Kincaid : My bad.
Michael Bryce : Your bad? You don't even understand how 21st century technology works! I mean, how have you stayed alive this long?
Darius Kincaid : While all you guys are wasting your time planning and aiming and deducing, I just do my thing, and my thing has always been better than your fucking thing.
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Goran : I ask you one time, polite. Where is Kincaid?
Michael Bryce : Honestly, I'd tell you if I knew. You have my word. Look at my right hand. See that? That's a Boy Scout salute. We're sworn to never lie. I've taken an oath, so you can trust me.
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Michael Bryce : I can protect someone from bullets and explosives, but there's nothing I can do against indiscriminate use of mayonnaise for 68 straight years.
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[first lines]
Man on Phone : Good morning, Mr. Bryce. I trust the pickup ran smoothly.
Michael Bryce : Hand-off was clean. No stops till the exit point.