- Hanna Marin: [Emily made delicious breakfast] So, how much of a tip should we leave her?
- Ashley Marin: Watch out. I might go for the daughter upgrade.
- Hanna Marin: So, what are you making tomorrow, French toast?
- Emily Fields: Does your Mom like French toast?
- Hanna Marin: It's a joke, attempt at humor.
- Emily Fields: I don't wanna be a bad guest.
- Hanna Marin: Em, you're not a guest. It's your house now. Relax.
- Emily Fields: This is me relaxed.
- Hanna Marin: [scoffs] Well, then we're gonna have to work on that.
- Hanna Marin: Em, you don't have to go to the library. It won't bother me if you study here.
- Emily Fields: All due respect, studying here is like studying at the mall.
- Hanna Marin: [frowns] I study at the mall all the time.
- Emily Fields: [bit exasperated] Yeah, well, I'm different.
- Hanna Marin: [frowns] Is this a gay thing?
- Emily Fields: [bit annoyed] No, it's a brain thing.
- Hanna Marin: [lazing on bed, legs pulled back, fashionable wedge sandals swinging] He's never told anyone, but he told me.
- Emily Fields: Because he trusts you.
- Hanna Marin: You think so?
- Emily Fields: Yeah.
- Hanna Marin: So... you don't mind that he told me this thing, but I can't tell you?
- Emily Fields: I don't mind. I've got all the secrets I need right now.
- Hanna Marin: [shakes her head] Look, it'll be okay, Em. You'll do great this year, and Danby will offer you a scholarship, and your folks will never find out. We'll make sure of it.
- Emily Fields: I'm glad I'm here.
- Hanna Marin: So am I.
- [smiles]
- Emily Fields: And I'm glad Caleb came back for you.
- Hanna Marin: [smiles happily, dimples showing] Yeah, he came back for me.
- Hanna Marin: Guys!
- [Hanna enters, carrying a gift basket]
- Hanna Marin: Read the card.
- Emily Fields: [reading the card] Two liars under one roof. You're making this too easy. -A.
- Hanna Marin: [scoffs] It's not even the good candy.