Psych (TV Series)

This Episode Sucks (2011)

Kristy Swanson: Marlowe Viccellio

Quotes 

• Marlowe Viccellio : [in jail]  I wasn't sure you'd come.

  Carlton Lassiter : I'm a man of my word.

  Marlowe Viccellio : I'm so sorry. I wish I...

  Carlton Lassiter : Look, you did what you thought you had to do. If there's an upside to any of this, it's that your brother will finally get the care he needs now that he's going to be in the system for a long, long, long time.

  [beat] 

  Carlton Lassiter : Can I ask you something?

  Marlowe Viccellio : Anything.

  Carlton Lassiter : Where would you rate "Pink Cadillac" in the Eastwood canon?

  Marlowe Viccellio : Not very high, I'm afraid. I mean, I suppose it's good as a companion piece to "City Heat", but he's much funnier with the orangutan.

  [Lassiter turns away, hastily scribbles a note on a scrap of paper, then turns back around and presses the note against the glass] 

  Lassiter's Note : My dear Marlowe, I will wait for you these six to eighteen months. See you next Wednesday.

• Juliet O'Hara : Carlton, what exactly is going on here?

  Carlton Lassiter : I suppose I do owe you an explanation, partner.

  [to Shawn and Gus] 

  Carlton Lassiter : I owe you two nothing, and you look like a couple of asshats in those ridiculous costumes.

  Shawn Spencer : [dressed up like Lestat]  I'm dangerous... in a sexy way.

  Marlowe Viccellio : More like in a gay way.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Well, I'm straight up iconic.

  Marlowe Viccellio : I wouldn't call Count Chocula an icon.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : I'm Blacula! And you're going to be under arrest, you succubus!

• Marlowe Viccellio : So you gonna tell me about yourself or not?

  Carlton Lassiter : Well... you already know my name. I come here to, uh... unwind because my job can be intense. I often dream I'm Clint Eastwood.

  Marlowe Viccellio : Even in "Bloodwork"?

  Carlton Lassiter : Mostly "Heartbreak Ridge".

  Marlowe Viccellio : Please continue.

  Carlton Lassiter : I'm somewhat recently divorced. I believe there is little to no room for interpretation when it comes to the United States Constitution, and I have an unusually high threshhold for pain.