Psych (TV Series)
This Episode Sucks (2011)
James Roday Rodriguez: Shawn Spencer
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Quotes
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Burton 'Gus' Guster : Mr. Spencer, if I may. What we're looking at is someone who is capable of vamp speed, or present space quantum leap.
Shawn Spencer : Blacula gives a shout out to Bakula.
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Juliet O'Hara : Carlton, what exactly is going on here?
Carlton Lassiter : I suppose I do owe you an explanation, partner.
[to Shawn and Gus]
Carlton Lassiter : I owe you two nothing, and you look like a couple of asshats in those ridiculous costumes.
Shawn Spencer : [dressed up like Lestat] I'm dangerous... in a sexy way.
Marlowe Viccellio : More like in a gay way.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Well, I'm straight up iconic.
Marlowe Viccellio : I wouldn't call Count Chocula an icon.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : I'm Blacula! And you're going to be under arrest, you succubus!
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Shawn Spencer : What did I tell ya', no one remembers Blacula except us and Quentin Tarantino.
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Shawn Spencer : Listen, Jules, just don't beat yourself up. You can't possibly be expected to control whether or not Gus and I surreptitiously follow you after you get a call during breakfast.
Juliet O'Hara : But I specifically told you not to follow.
Shawn Spencer : [to Gus] I thought she said "farrow."
Juliet O'Hara : [to Gus] "Farrow" is not a word. I said follow. He knows I said follow.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : I wasn't there, but farrow is most definitely a word.
Shawn Spencer : Thank you.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : It means to birth a calf or a litter of pigs.
Juliet O'Hara : Okay, fine. Why would I ask Shawn not to birth a calf or a little of pigs?
Burton 'Gus' Guster : I don't know.
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Shawn Spencer : [Trying to open the door to Lassiter's house] Gus gimme your credit card.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : [Gives Shawn his credit card]
Shawn Spencer : Alright. Jules, kick the door in.
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Carlton Lassiter : Please tell me why they're at my crime scene!
Shawn Spencer : Lassie, it is not Jules' fault. She told me not to follow her and I thought she was telling me not to be pregnant with swine.
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Shawn Spencer : Lassie, it is not Jules' fault. She told me not to follow her and I thought she was telling me not to be pregnant with swine.