Community (TV Series)
Biology 101 (2011)
Joel McHale: Jeff Winger
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Quotes
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Jeff Winger : Stop! Stop! Pierce isn't crazy. The table... Is... Magic. As someone who's been on the other side, I can tell you, it is a scary, lonely Chang-filled world out there. And sure, this group has sprouted some legs, but why are we in such a rush to leave the tide pool? When the only things waiting for us on shore are the sands of time and the hungry seagulls of slowly growing apart.
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Annie Edison : We're really doing this without Pierce? It's so sad.
Jeff Winger : Yeah, we have parted ways with our closest, oldest, craziest, most racist, oldest, elderly crazy friend. And he's not coming back.
Pierce Hawthorne : I'm back.
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Jeff Winger : Sean Penn called, he said dial it back. Sean Penn is an actor...
Professor Kane : I know who Sean Penn is! I've seen "Milk!" Now get out of my class!
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Britta Perry : Okay, guys, let's get to biology on time. I don't want to be a screwup this year.
Jeff Winger : Uh, Britta.
[points out that Britta has a chemistry textbook]
Britta Perry : Damn it.
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Jeff Winger : You know what's magic about this table? It magically keeps our books from falling on the floor.
[Troy gasps]
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Annie Edison : Excluding Pierce is what drove him crazy last year.
Jeff Winger : Wrong, being crazy drove him excluded.