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Santana Lopez : Brittany, lock the door.
Brittany S. Pierce : I don't know how to do that.
Kurt Hummel : Um, what's going on?
Santana Lopez : We've got the Warblers right where we want them. And because he's the smoothest criminal I know, Artie was able to find a spy store that sells top-secret surveillance equipment.
Artie Abrams : Not top-secret. I just got a tape recorder from OfficeMax.
Santana Lopez : Okay, okay, whatever. In any case, I taped it to my underboob when we went to Dalton, and I got Sebastian on tape admitting that there was rock-salt in that slushee that blinded Blaine. Now, all we have to do is send this tape to the po-po, and that little bitchlet is headed to juvie.
Santana Lopez : [through the tape recorder] Admit it. Tell me the truth. What did you put in that slushee?
Sebastian Smythe : [through the tape recorder] Rock salt.
Kurt Hummel : No. No, we're not doing that.
Santana Lopez : Why? Kurt, this isn't violent. This is clever. I taped it to my underboob.
