Glee (TV Series)

The First Time (2011)

Chris Colfer: Kurt Hummel

Quotes 

• Sebastian : What do you say we shake things up? I get you guys a couple of fake ID's and we head over to Scandal's in a Vest Limo.

  Blaine Anderson : Scandal's? That's the gay bar.

  Sebastian : The last time I was there, I met the man of my dreams on the dancefloor.

  Kurt Hummel : That's so sweet, and... Are you two still together?

  Sebastian : Sadly, no. We broke up about 20 minutes after we met.

• Kurt Hummel : [to Blaine]  I'm just wondering, have you ever had the urge just to rip off each other's clothes and get dirty?

  Blaine Anderson : Uh, yeah, but that's why they invented masturbation.

• Blaine Anderson : You were right. Our first time shouldn't be like that. I was drunk and I'm Sorry

  Kurt Hummel : Well it sure beats the last time you were drunk and made out with Rachel.

  [They both laugh at the memory] 

• Kurt Hummel : We're young, so we got all the time in the world to get adventurous.

  Blaine Anderson : Don't you think now is the time to be adventurous? While we're still young.

• Kurt Hummel : Do you ever think we're playing it too safe by not granting our hands Visas to travel south of the Equator?