- Sebastian: What do you say we shake things up? I get you guys a couple of fake ID's and we head over to Scandal's in a Vest Limo.
- Blaine Anderson: Scandal's? That's the gay bar.
- Sebastian: The last time I was there, I met the man of my dreams on the dancefloor.
- Kurt Hummel: That's so sweet, and... Are you two still together?
- Sebastian: Sadly, no. We broke up about 20 minutes after we met.
- Rachel Berry: That was amazing. I've never had meat substitute before that tasted that much like real meat.
- Finn Hudson: Of course...
- [under his breath]
- Finn Hudson: because you're a vegan, which I remember because we know each other so well...
- [aloud]
- Finn Hudson: More sparkling cider?
- Santana Lopez: I also think you should wait. Speaking from experience, Finn's terrible in bed.
- Tina Cohen-Chang: That's terrible to say, Santana.
- Santana Lopez: What? If Rachel wants my sloppy seconds, she should at least know the truth. Look, it was like being smothered by a sweaty, out of breath sack of potatoes that somebody soaked in body spray.
- Sebastian: I was like, I don't know who this Blaine guy is, but apparently he's sex on a stick and sings like a dream.
- Finn Hudson: I figured, since you have some more... experience than I do, maybe you could recommend a brand of condom?
- Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Are you cheating on Rachel, dude? 'Cause if you are, that is not cool. And that's coming from me.
- Finn Hudson: No. I wanna use them with Rachel.
- Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Oh. I'm happy for you, dude. You and her. I always thought it'd be me, but secretly I hoped it'd be you. As for the condoms, no idea, never used them. It's worked out for me about 99 % of the time.
- Kurt Hummel: [to Blaine] I'm just wondering, have you ever had the urge just to rip off each other's clothes and get dirty?
- Blaine Anderson: Uh, yeah, but that's why they invented masturbation.
- Blaine Anderson: [to Sebastian] You're just so, you know, you're out there.
- Sebastian: And your whole bashful schoolboy thing? Super hot.
- Blaine Anderson: You were right. Our first time shouldn't be like that. I was drunk and I'm Sorry
- Kurt Hummel: Well it sure beats the last time you were drunk and made out with Rachel.
- [They both laugh at the memory]
- Kurt Hummel: We're young, so we got all the time in the world to get adventurous.
- Blaine Anderson: Don't you think now is the time to be adventurous? While we're still young.
- Rachel Berry: I don't understand what any of this means...
- Finn Hudson: It means I suck! It means I'm gonna be stuck here forever! Recruiter's not gonna recruit me. They said I-I'd reached my ceiling.
- Rachel Berry: There are other colleges...
- Finn Hudson: Are there other schools for you besides NYADA? I'm not good enough! I'm not a good enough quarterback to get a scholarship, I'm not a good enough singer to get into NYADA, it's all over for me!
- Rachel Berry: Stop it! Finn, look at me. Your dreams are not dead, okay? You've just grown out of them. You have to find new ones now.
- Finn Hudson: I don't know how.
- Rachel Berry: Then we'll figure it out together! You're special. You know how I know that? 'Cause I am gonna give you something that's no one else is ever gonna get.
- Finn Hudson: You don't have to do this. The play's over, there's no point...
- Rachel Berry: No, the point is that I was wrong, and stupid, and immature, and probably not for the last time lost in my ambition, and...
- Finn Hudson: And now?
- Rachel Berry: Now I'm just a girl, here with the boy that she loves, and wanting to remember this moment for the rest of her life.
- Cooter Menkens: I wanna take you out on a date. A real, honest to God sit down date. Where you dress up like a lady and I dress up like a gentleman. Yes or no?
- Shannon Beiste: Why are you doing this, Cooter? Somebody put you up to this?
- Cooter Menkens: Jeez. Why don't you get that I'm attracted to you?
- Shannon Beiste: Because you're the kind of man that can have any pretty girl he pointed at and I don't look the way pretty girls look.
- Cooter Menkens: Well, good, 'cause I don't date girls, I just date women, beautiful women, like you.
- Kurt Hummel: Do you ever think we're playing it too safe by not granting our hands Visas to travel south of the Equator?
- Artie Abrams: When you're in a chair, it's hard to feel like you've ever grown up. Everyone's always doing stuff for you, they get freaked out by saying the wrong things, so they coddle you. Sometimes it's hard to ever picture a life of being totally self-succient. But directing you guys, the way you trusted me, the way you looked at me and listened to me... It's the first time in my life I've ever felt like a grown man. It's the greatest gift you could give a guy. So... so thank you, guys. For the flowers and for everything.
- Rachel Berry: We should make a toast.
- Finn Hudson: Yeah.
- Rachel Berry: Alright. To four full months of no fighting or ever threats of us breaking up. Nothing but love, love, love.
- Tina Cohen-Chang: Losing my virginity was a great experience for me. Because I was with someone I love. It happened in summer. Mike and I had talked about it for a while, because we knew that the first time was gonna be something we wanna remember forever. And when that moment came, we just knew. It was right, it wasn't rushed... It was amazing. He's my first love, and I'll always look back at that moment as absolutely perfect. No regrets.