Mathew Buck: Film Brain

Quotes 

• Film Brain : What is the point of giving Seagal a metal knee? What purpose does that serve besides a pointless explanation of why Seagal can't move as fast as he used to?

• Film Brain : Oh nice going, Twitch. Now everyone is going to die because you tried to be a badass. Congratu-freakin-lations.

• Film Brain : The editing for the PG-13 is really fucking obvious.

• Film Brain : Watching Seagal trying to get down with the streets is like watching your dad try to dance. It's just embarrassing for everyone involved.

• Film Brain : I have to admit that Ja Rule getting his ass handed to him by a woman is very satisfying.