- Dr. Jessica Adams: Thad Barton? We only help rich white guys?
- Dr. Gregory House: I'm an equal opportunity exploiter. I only help those who can help me. I have a department to re-fund.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: What are you doing?
- Dr. Gregory House: Holding your ass. You really didn't know?
- Dr. Chi Park: House!
- Dr. Gregory House: Just trying to help you out of here. I figured sure he'd punch me in the face. Thus proving it's a natural response. My God! You have superhuman discipline - and glutes.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: Get your hands off of me.
- Dr. Jessica Adams: If... you double your clinic hours... 6 hours a week. I've seen how you disrespect those patients.
- Dr. Gregory House: So you want twice as many of them disrespected.
- Dr. Jessica Adams: Spend more time with them, you'll treat them more humanely.
- Dr. Gregory House: And this time the land war in Russia will be a good idea.
- Dr. Gregory House: I heard about your conversation with the patient's daughter. You were hostile.
- Dr. Jessica Adams: Their company's making a decision I strongly disagree with.
- Dr. Gregory House: Yet you were nothing but courteous to the racists and rapists in prison. Those guys made decisions you support?
- Dr. Gregory House: I claim this burger in the name of Queen Isabella of Spain.
- Dr. Jessica Adams: I'll go check on the patient.
- [as she gets up and House is about to bite down on her burger]
- Dr. Jessica Adams: I have hepatitis C.
- Dr. Chi Park: [as House is about to bite down on her burger instead] She got it from me.
- Dr. Chi Park: First patriotism, now loyalty. You hate ice cream too?
- Dr. Gregory House: French Vanilla. To willfully identify yourself as something is a perversion of self-expression.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: [to Adams] You're covering for him. I did the same thing many times. My advice: figure out what line you aren't willing to cross for him, cause eventually he'll ask you to cross it.
- Dr. James Wilson: You know that everyone on that panel hates you. You know, the minute you recommend firing anyone they start discussing how big a bonus to give them.
- Dr. Gregory House: That's just hurtful. The fact is, winning $100 from *you* is more pleasureable than winning $100 from her. Here's your five grand.
- Dr. James Wilson: What five grand?
- Dr. Gregory House: Just take it. Trust me.
- Dr. Chi Park: Dr. Wilson, I need your advice. Um, I bet House $100 that I wouldn't get fired after my disciplinary hearing. Ever since then he's been acting like he's actually trying to get me fired.
- Dr. James Wilson: That's because he is actually trying to get you fired.
- Dr. Chi Park: Does he hate me?
- Dr. James Wilson: I'm not sure that's relevant to the equation.
- Dr. Chi Park: So it's really over $100.
- Dr. James Wilson: I'm not sure the amount is relevant. He's fighting for his honor.
- Dr. Chi Park: He'll ruin my career!
- Dr. James Wilson: I'm not sure that's...
- Dr. Chi Park: What if I bet him $200 I WILL get fired.
- Dr. James Wilson: He seems competing bets from the same person a disgrace to the game. He'll be even more motivated to beat you.
- Dr. Chi Park: If you were me, what would you do?
- Dr. James Wilson: You have to give him something he values more than honor. And you should update your resume.
- Dr. Gregory House: Of course you know, this means war.
- Dr. Morgan: Oh I know. I mean you'll escalate, I'll retaliate. And the cycle will continue until we've *both* gone too far. At which point, maybe I'll be suspended, you'll go back to prison.
- Dr. Gregory House: Happy breaking.