My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (TV Series)

The Return of Harmony - Part 1 (2011)

Tara Strong: Twilight Sparkle

Quotes 

• Pinkie Pie : Hold on a second! Eternal chaos comes with *chocolate rain*, you guys. CHOCOLATE. RAIN!

  Twilight Sparkle : Don't listen to her, Princess. We'd be honored to use the Elements of Harmony again.

  Rarity : [Princess Celestia opens up a vault and takes a decorated case out]  Ooh. You can keep the Elements. I'll take that case!

  Princess Celestia : Have no fear, ponies. I have total confidence that you will be able to defeat Discord with these!

  [opens the case, but it is empty] 

  Pinkie Pie : [everyone gasps in shock]  Oh, well. If anyone needs me, I'll be outside in the chocolate puddles with a giant swizzle straw.

• Discord : [laughing]  You-You should see the looks on your faces. Priceless!

  [laughing] 

  Twilight Sparkle : Give us our wings and horns back!

  Discord : You'll get them back in good time. I simply took them to ensure there's no cheating. You see, *this* is the first rule of our game: no flying, and no magic.

  Rainbow Dash : The *first* rule?

  Discord : The second rule is everypony has to play or the game is over, and I win. Good luck, everypony!

  [laughing; disappears in a flash of white light] 

• Twilight Sparkle : The elements! They're gone!

  Princess Celestia : That chamber is protected by a powerful spell that only I can break! This doesn't make sense!

  Discord : [laughing, his voice fills the hall but he remains unseen]  Make sense? Oh, what fun is there in making sense?

  Princess Celestia : Discord! Show yourself!

• Twilight Sparkle : Rarity! Are we glad to see... Why are you carrying a humongous boulder?

  Rarity : [Rarity has been brainwashed by Discord into being greedy, and...]  What do you mean, "boulder"? This big beautiful bedazzling rock is a diamond! And it's all mine. Keep your envious little eyes off it! I found it and it's mine fair and square!

  [grunts] 

• Twilight Sparkle : Fluttershy! I'm so glad to see a friendly face. This awful labyrinth is getting to everypony.

  Fluttershy : [brainwashed to be cruel]  Aw, boo hoo hoo! Why don't you wave your magic little horn and make everything all right?

  Twilight Sparkle : Uh...

  Fluttershy : Oh, that's right, you can't. You don't have one.

  [slaps Twilight with her tail] 

  Twilight Sparkle : What is happening to my friends?

  Applejack : [laughing; brainwashed to compulsively lie] 

  Pinkie Pie : [brainwashed to be cynical and mistrusting]  And what are you laughing at?

  Applejack : [puts on a bad, scrunched-up poker face]  Chocolate milk.

  Rarity : [holding a large rock she thinks is a diamond on her back]  Little help here!

  [Twilight comes over and holds it instead] 

  Rarity : Thanks, Twilight.

  Twilight Sparkle : You're welcome...

  Rarity : But don't get any ideas about my gem! I know where you live.

• Twilight Sparkle : [lugging Rarity's rock/"diamond"]  Must... find... Rainbow Dash. As a team... we're unstoppable. Rainbow Dash won't let us down.

  Applejack : Well, looky there. Rainbow Dash is flying away. She's abandonin' us.

  Twilight Sparkle : Now I know that's a lie.

  [gasps, sees Rainbow Dash flying above them] 

  Twilight Sparkle : How can it be?

  Discord : [appears with cracking thunder]  Well, well, well. Somepony broke the "no wings, no magic" rule. Game's over, my little ponies. You didn't find your precious elements. Looks like we might be due for a big old storm of chaos!

  [laughter]