My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (TV Series)
The Return of Harmony - Part 1 (2011)
John de Lancie: Discord
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Quotes
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Princess Celestia : Stop stalling, Discord! What have you done with the Elements of Harmony?
Discord : Oh, so boring, Celestia. Really? Fine, I'll tell you, but I'll only tell you *my way*. To retrieve your missing elements just make sense of this change of events. Twists and turns are my master plan. Then find the elements back where you began.
[laughing]
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Discord : [laughing] You-You should see the looks on your faces. Priceless!
[laughing]
Twilight Sparkle : Give us our wings and horns back!
Discord : You'll get them back in good time. I simply took them to ensure there's no cheating. You see, *this* is the first rule of our game: no flying, and no magic.
Rainbow Dash : The *first* rule?
Discord : The second rule is everypony has to play or the game is over, and I win. Good luck, everypony!
[laughing; disappears in a flash of white light]
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Butterflies : Fluttershy, looks like you've been left behind by your so-called friends, huh?
Fluttershy : Oh, no. I'm certain they're doing their best to find me.
Butterflies : Well, it must be so upsetting to know how weak and helpless they think you are.
Fluttershy : Not at all. I am weak and helpless and I appreciate their understanding.
Butterflies : Yes... Well, surely it burns you up... I mean, that they're always pointing out your flaws, right?
Fluttershy : Not really. In fact, I think I'm awfully lucky to have friends who want me to be the best I can be.
Discord : [transforms back to his true form in anger] Oh, for goodness sake! You've been kind for far too long, my dear. Time to be cruel. Arrivederci!
[he touches her on the head and brainwashes her]
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Twilight Sparkle : The elements! They're gone!
Princess Celestia : That chamber is protected by a powerful spell that only I can break! This doesn't make sense!
Discord : [laughing, his voice fills the hall but he remains unseen] Make sense? Oh, what fun is there in making sense?
Princess Celestia : Discord! Show yourself!
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Applejack : [after seeing a vision in a pond of her friends breaking up] That just can't be the truth.
Apple pile : When all the truth does is make your heart ache,
Apple pile , Discord : ...sometimes a lie is easier to take.
[laughing]
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Rainbow Dash : [chasing a small cloud with a rainbow lightning bolt] I've got you now, element!
[is lead to Discord, relaxing in a hammock of clouds]
Discord : Oh. I can see why you like these clouds so much. Very plush.
Rainbow Dash : [makes fighting motions] Get off there and put 'em up! Come on! Let's go!
Discord : Hey, I'm here to deliver a message.
Rainbow Dash : I've got a message for you, too!
Discord : Listen closely, this is important. A weighty choice is yours to make. The right selection or a big mistake. If a wrong choice you choose to pursue, the foundations of home will crumble without you.
[shows her a vision of Cloudsdale crumbling]
Rainbow Dash : Cloudsdale? Crumble... without me? No!
Discord : That box contains your wings. You can take them and leave the game, or you can carry on aimlessly wandering this maze. Your choice.
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Twilight Sparkle : [lugging Rarity's rock/"diamond"] Must... find... Rainbow Dash. As a team... we're unstoppable. Rainbow Dash won't let us down.
Applejack : Well, looky there. Rainbow Dash is flying away. She's abandonin' us.
Twilight Sparkle : Now I know that's a lie.
[gasps, sees Rainbow Dash flying above them]
Twilight Sparkle : How can it be?
Discord : [appears with cracking thunder] Well, well, well. Somepony broke the "no wings, no magic" rule. Game's over, my little ponies. You didn't find your precious elements. Looks like we might be due for a big old storm of chaos!
[laughter]