Family Guy (TV Series)
Tea Peter (2012)
Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin, Additional Voices
Quotes
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Peter Griffin : Wow, a lot of people here today.
Glenn Quagmire : Yeah. Man, I love street fairs. They got rides, games, and ethic food cooked horribly by white Americans.
Taco Lover #2 : [with a thick Bostonian accent] Tack-os! Hot tack-os here!
Taco Lover : Oh, are those tack-os?
Taco Lover #2 : You better believe they're tack-os.
Taco Lover : I love tack-os! Especially on a corn tor-till-uh.
Taco Lover #2 : Oh! I love tack-os on a corn tor-till-uh!
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Lois Griffin : Oh, hi, Peter. How was your rally?
Peter Griffin : Oh, it was great, and now I know it's the right cause to get behind 'cause a smart guy like your dad is involved.
Brian Griffin : What? Carter was at the Tea Party rally?
Peter Griffin : Yeah, he was running the whole thing.
Brian Griffin : Peter, what did I tell you about rich guys?
Peter Griffin : Look, I know what you're thinking, Brian, but don't worry. It's all okay. Turns out you're the enemy. They're the ones who are on our side.
Brian Griffin : [sarcastic] Oh, of course, Carter Pewterschmidt, an industrialist with oil refineries in this city, is on your side. He wants to get rid of environmental regulations for you.
Stewie Griffin : Brian, he doesn't get sarcasm.
Peter Griffin : No, it's not just environmental regulations, Brian. Carter wants to get rid of the whole city government of Quahog. He even put me in charge of the PR campaign to do it.
Lois Griffin : Get rid of the government? Peter, if I know my dad, he's probably using you.
Peter Griffin : Lois, I'm so glad you've done the dishes so that you can hang out and chime in on this.
Lois Griffin : Actually, Peter, I haven't done the dishes.
Peter Griffin : Oh, you haven't? Well, then, I'm confused.
Stewie Griffin : Oh, he does get sarcasm.
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Peter Griffin : What do you think, mom, is that the most beautiful bride you've ever seen?
Bride : I love it!
Bride's Mother : Oh, it's just so much money.
Peter Griffin : It's true. It's true. Take the dress off, sweetheart. Your mother says you can't have it.
Bride's Mother : W-Wait, wait, wait a minute. Do you really love it?
Bride : I do. It just feels like my wedding dress.
Peter Griffin : Oh, mom, she loves it.
Bride's Mother : Okay. We'll take it.
Lois Griffin : [coming downstairs] Peter, what is that girl doing in my wedding dress?
Peter Griffin : [crawling under the dress's hem] She gone?
Bride : No.
Peter Griffin : Okay, well, while I'm down here, let me give you my card. There you go.
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Lois Griffin : Wow, congratulations on your grand re-opening, Mort. Looks like your customers are comin' back.
Mort Goldman : Thanks, Lois. It's good to be up and gouging again.
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Lois Griffin : Peter, what are you doing?
Peter Griffin : I'm just puttin' up my new sign.
Lois Griffin : Don't put that thing on our door. If you want to hang it somewhere, hang it in the basement.
Peter Griffin : Oh, why? So you can hog it while you're doing laundry? No way.
Lois Griffin : Peter, we're not a business.
Peter's Customer : [coming in] Hey, I saw your sign. So, you're open?
Peter Griffin : That's right.
Peter's Customer : What do you do?
Peter Griffin : What do you need?
Peter's Customer : Milk.
Peter Griffin : We have milk.