The Cleveland Show (TV Series)

BFFs (2011)

Carlos McCullers II: Boys, Byron

Quotes 

• Byron : [to Rallo when he's asked a question at the Quiz Bowl]  You don't know, do you?

  Rallo Tubbs : You're right! I don't know! But I'll tell you what I do know. I know how to change the tire on my Big Wheel, how to tip a host to get a table by the skee ball. I know y don't ask a man what he makes in allowance. I know never to buy property in Detroit. I can take a punch and I can throw a punch. I know never to bet on the Golden State Warriors 'cause they don't play no defense. And most important, I know how to treat a lady. Do you, Wally?

  Wally Farquhare : I know menstruating women cause fruits and vegetables to spoil.

  Rallo Tubbs : Damn, Wally. What's wrong with you?