The Cleveland Show (TV Series)

The Men in Me (2012)

Mike Henry: Cleveland Brown, Rallo Tubbs, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Cleveland Brown : [after Cleveland discovers that Cleveland Jr. has a poster of Justin Bieber on his bedroom wall]  But, buddy, why would you hang a poster of a dude on your wall?

  Cleveland Brown Jr. : Because he's the biggest star in the entire galaxy!

  Cleveland Brown : No, Jupiter is the biggest star in the galaxy. Read astrology much?

• Cleveland Brown : Donna, you don't think I'm the Whitest Black Man in America, do you?

  Donna Tubbs : No, honey. What does that even mean?

  Rallo Tubbs : May I take this? It means you were dancing like a little white girl so you could see a little white boy dance and sing for little white boys, white girls and a rainbow of pedophiles.

• Federline Jones : [to Cleveland]  I feel you, dawg. Some people have called me the blackest white man in America.

  Cleveland Brown : No one calls you that.

• Cleveland Brown : [to Barbara]  Why don't I remember you?

  White Woman : Well, you were very young and when your father came back into your mother's life, I wasn't needed anymore. And you always were a rather thick, unresponsive child, so it doesn't surprise me that you remember so little of those days.