Quotes
-
Schmidt : Hello, Gretchen.
Gretchen : Uh-huh.
Schmidt : I see you wore the pantsuit again.
Gretchen : This is a new one. It's got way more stretch...
[indicating the crotch]
Gretchen : In the pants.
Schmidt : That's horrible.
Gretchen : Are you ready for tonight? I'm gonna tie you down and show you pictures of my river-rafting trip.
Schmidt : Oh, my god, how many are there?
Gretchen : It's a two-hour slideshow.
Schmidt : No, Gretchen. We can't do this anymore, okay? It's not... it's not healthy. All right, please? No more.