Archer (TV Series)
Heart of Archness: Part II (2011)
H. Jon Benjamin: Sterling Archer
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Quotes
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Bucky : We hold erection for king!
Sterling Archer : Well, that's flattering. It's not really necessary.
Noah : He means elections.
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Sterling Archer : I never even heard of that position. Did the missionaries not swing by here or... ?
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Rip Riley : Archer, what a coincidence; I was just talking about you.
Sterling Archer : With who? Because that bucktoothed little shit doesn't even speak English.
Bucky : I do little bit.
Sterling Archer : No, you don't.
Bucky : And correct syntax is "with whom".
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[while climbing down a hidden shaft in the pirate fortress]
Sterling Archer : Where the hell does this go?
Noah : I don't know. Down?
Sterling Archer : Wow. You're only a doctoral candidate?
Noah : Hey, guy? My field's anthropology.
Rip Riley : [chuckling] Good luck with the job hunt.
Sterling Archer : Right?
Noah : Not that it's any of your business, but I plan to teach.
Sterling Archer : Anthropology?
Noah : What - yes!
Rip Riley : To, uh, anthropology majors?
Noah : Hey, you know what?
Sterling Archer : Thus continuing the circle of "why bother?"
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Sterling Archer : Noah, I'm half drunk and slathered in every bodily fluid there is, so, yeah, this is about as pirate king-y as I'm going to get. Brief away.
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Noah : Pirates work for shares, and since you became a pirate king there hasn't been any booty, so...
Sterling Archer : I'm going to go ahead and disagree with you there, buddy.
Noah : From pirated ships.
Sterling Archer : Oh, I thought you meant from all the...
Noah : Native girls.
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Noah : If the king loses to a challenger in one-on-one combat he has to step down, or just be dead.
Sterling Archer : Since when?
Noah : Oh, since nineteen always!