The stupid phone has not rung with stupid pirates calling to make a stupid ransom demand for Mr. Stupid Archer. Lana and Ray bought a boat and Ray rented a twink escort, en route to the pirate fortress of Pangu. Malory worries about Archer being tortured. But, Archer loves learning new positions; Christian missionaries never visited Pangu. Yay! Life as Pirate King is paradise for Archer. But for Noah, Archer's first mate and translator, no booty means no paradise. With Rip Riley locked in the dungeon and intermural lacrosse, why would Archer even care about pillaging freighters? Bucky, a disgruntled pirate, challenges Archer to Melawan Raja as per the rules in effect since 19-always. When Archer deals with the challenger, Bucky incites the pirates to mutiny. Cyril and Pam do some dirty work in Cyril's office; later, state-dependent memory may come in handy. When Ray and Lana finally land on Pangu, they do not like the welcoming committee... or the accommodations.
—LA-Lawyer