- Malory Archer: For God's sake, woman, where is your pride?
- Cheryl Tunt: In my work.
- Malory Archer: That may be the funniest thing you've ever said.
- Pam Poovey: State dependent memory!
- Cyril Figgis: So your plan is for us to get as black-out, knee-walking, shit-faced drunk as were last night in the hopes that we remember the password.
- Bucky: You will never make it to the helicopter. My men will cut you down like dogs.
- Sterling Archer: Thanks, human shield.
- Malory Archer: What the hell are you wearing?
- Cheryl Tunt: Uhh, this thing called "My boss made me sleep at my desk", so pajamas.
- Cyril Figgis: Oh, my God, I must have embezz-arassed myself last night, huh?
- Pam Poovey: Don't talk like black people. And how should I know? I'm still ripped.
- Ray Gillette: Yeah, yeah it's just big old god-damned fairy tale.
- Sterling Archer: Fairy tale! Uhh, phrasing.
- Bucky: But I shoot gun many times and in all excitement I lose track myself, huh. So now you thinking, did he fire eight shots or only...
- Sterling Archer: Four, idiot.