Grimm (TV Series)
The Three Bad Wolves (2011)
Brad William Henke: Hap Lasser
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Quotes
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Angelina Lasser : [about Nick] He's a Grimm.
Hap Lasser : What? No. He's a cop. Monroe, tell her she's wrong.
Monroe : She's not.
Hap Lasser : He's a cop and a Grimm? Is that legal?
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Nick Burkhardt : Let's try to figure out who might want to harm you.
Hap Lasser : Detective. Listen, bro. I'm a pretty happy guy. That's the reason the name "Hap" works so well for me. I love everybody, and everybody loves me. Even the guys I owe money to.
[Nick gives him a look]
Nick Burkhardt : Follow me.
Hap Lasser : [Listing everyone he owes money] Uh, Jimmy Damon. I'm into him for about three grand. It's a bar thing.
Nick Burkhardt : A bar tab?
Hap Lasser : No, Jimmy Damon was for a bar that I opened. He was one of my backers. It was a really, really great idea. You actually had your own bar right there at your own table.
[pause]
Hap Lasser : We lost our shirts. Uh, then there's Sammy Runyon. I owe him, like, a couple grand. Strip mall creperie. You know, those really thin French pancakes? Now, pancakes are the new cupcakes. Or, at least, they should have been. In fact, maybe I could interest you guys in a really unique investment opportunity...
[Nick and Hank give him a look]
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Hap Lasser : [about Monroe and Nick] Whoa! You guys know each other?
Monroe : We've met.
Hap Lasser : Oh, yeah? Where did you meet? Like, at a party or something? Oh, wait.
[to Monroe]
Hap Lasser : You didn't get arrested for doing some of the stuff you used to do, did you?
Monroe : All right. Let's go. Come on. Time to go.
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Nick Burkhardt : Mr. Lasser, you said you walked outside just before it exploded?
Hap Lasser : Well, yeah, Detective. If I would have been in there, I wouldn't be out here.
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Hap Lasser : My brother's baseball cards! Now, if my brother knew about this, he would crap a car.
