Supergirl XXX (2011 Video)
Alanah Rae: Supergirl, Linda Lee
Quotes
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[first lines]
Kara's Mom : Oh, we haven't much time, husband.
Kara's Dad : I'll keep it movin'.
Kara : I don't understand.
Kara's Dad : We have to move quickly, the dome won't hold much longer.
Kara : I don't understand. Why is there only room for one in the hatch?
Kara's Mom : Because only *you* are leaving, daughter. Our lives are ending. It's going to be up to you to keep Krypton alive.
Kara's Dad : Kara, look here and pay close attention. Years ago, when the rest of Krypton was destroyed, one child was sent to a distant planet, Earth. His name is Kal-El. He lives amongst the humans and watches over them because they can't protect themselves against the forces of evil. You can find Kal-El here at these coordinates.
Kara : But I can't leave you. How am *I* going to protect the alien race?
Kara's Mom : You must go. It will all become clear to you in time.
Kara's Dad : This is not goodbye. We'll see you again in the hereafter. And Krypton will live on for you and your deeds. God speed, my brave child.
Kara's Mom : Remember Krypton will live in you, and when Kal-El sees your suit, he'll know what it means.
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Supergirl : I am Kara Zor-El. I was sent here from Argo City to find you.
Superman : No, that's not possible.
Supergirl : It happened. I don't know how I survived crashing onto this planet, but I did, and here I am, the last Kryptonian in the universe.
Superman : No, I am. I'm the last Kryptonian in the universe.
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Superman : Look, here's the deal. Earth is a very special planet, especially to us Kryptonians. That's why the elders sent us here. Great temperatures, perfect balance of oxygen levels... the works. And the gravitation's one-tenth of what it was on Krypton. You do feel it, don't you?
Supergirl : Yeah, I feel... weightless, like I could leap over a building.
Lois Lane : In a *single* bound?
Superman : [to Lois] Really?
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Superman : Before you learn how to fly, you're gonna have to learn how to blend in. That's the most important part.
Supergirl : Did you say I could fly?
Superman : Yes, pretty cool, huh?
Supergirl : Cool. Okay, so what do the humans do?
Superman : Well, girls at your age probably are ready to start college, right now.
Supergirl : What's that?
Lois Lane : It's where you learn how to hold your liquor and uh... experiment with being a lesbian.
Superman : Lois!
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Barbara Gordon : Hi, I'm Barbara Gordon and you must be Linda, right?
Linda Lee : Uh huh.
Barbara Gordon : Are you nervous about starting school, too?
Linda Lee : Uh huh.
Barbara Gordon : Oh, there's nothing to be worried about. I mean, I don't really know anybody, but I'm really good at making friends. Oh, and it's my first time living away from home. It's gonna be gr-r-reat! I mean, have you seen the dining hall?
Linda Lee : Uh, it's nice to meet you.
Barbara Gordon : Sorry, I'm a chatterbox, sometimes. I should just shut up.
[catching a glimpse of the Supergirl costume in her bag]
Barbara Gordon : Oh, cute PJ's.
Linda Lee : Oh, thank you.
[pushing the costume back into her bag]
Linda Lee : Uh, thanks.
Barbara Gordon : So, do you have any plans? I'm rushing for Tri-Pi, and it's their first pledge meeting, tonight! Honestly, I'm a little bit skeptical about the usefulness of the Greek organization of twenty-eleven. But, my mom was a Tri-Pi, her sister, you know, it's a whole family thing. Why don't you come join?
Linda Lee : Yeah. Yeah.
Barbara Gordon : Yeah, yeah. Cool beans. Sisters.
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Natasha Luthor : You, I can smell your fuckin' rotten ham wallet from all the way over here. What's your name?
Linda Lee : Linda Lee.
Natasha Luthor : Ohh, that's really cute. Do you like to suck a lot of dick, Linda Lee?
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Barbara Gordon : Where are you from anyways?
Linda Lee : You've probably never heard of it. Argo City?
Barbara Gordon : Where's that? New Jersey or something?
Linda Lee : Yeah, it's in New Jersey.
Barbara Gordon : I've never been there, but it looks really scary on TV.
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Barbara Gordon : I didn't want to be in your fuckin' sorority anyways, you fucking bitch.
Supergirl : I'm... I'm sorry. I know I'm the one that's supposed to save *you*. I'm just really new to all this.
Barbara Gordon : Oh, no worries. Don't sweat it. That's what *roomies* are for.
Linda Lee : Crap. Is it that obvious?
Barbara Gordon : It's a pretty shitty wig.
Linda Lee : Well, maybe if I add some glasses to it people won't notice.
Barbara Gordon : Really. Who ya gonna fool with that?
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[last lines]
Superman : So, you've been on Earth now for a week, and you've already foiled your first criminal mastermind. Not too bad.
Lois Lane : If you ask me, that bitch was just jealous, anyway.
Supergirl : Thanks guys. I think I can get used to being a human.
Superman : Lois, what do you think? You think she's ready?
Lois Lane : Well, she's tangled with a Luthor in her first week on Earth, I think she's ready.
Superman : Great, I do, too. In fact, I think I may have some friends I want you to meet. Some Super-Friends.