What We Do in the Shadows (TV Series)

The Wedding (2022)

Marissa Jaret Winokur: Charmaine Rinaldi

Quotes 

• Charmaine Rinaldi : Sean? Oh, Seanie...

  [Sean is lying on his front lawn on his back, eyes closed, still in his formal outfit from the wedding, but with his pants down around his ankles. Three female joggers run by, averting their eyes] 

  Sean Rinaldi : [blearily]  Shut the fuck up!

  Charmaine Rinaldi : What's wrong with you?

  [She aims a kick at Sean's ankle] 

  Sean Rinaldi : Jesus!

  Charmaine Rinaldi : What did you do last night?

  Sean Rinaldi : Uh, uh... I dunno. I don't remember.

  [grins sheepishly] 

  Sean Rinaldi : I must have really torn one up, huh?

  [Charmaine turns away in disgust] 

  Sean Rinaldi : Wait a minute! Weren't you there?

  Charmaine Rinaldi : No! I was in bed by nine o-clock... oh, shit. I think I had one of those CBD gummies Brenda gave me. They make me fucking crazy.

  [to Sean] 

  Charmaine Rinaldi : Just get up!

  Sean Rinaldi : That's why you don't do the marijuana!

  Charmaine Rinaldi : Oh, my God -- I would never do the marijuana! That...

  Sean Rinaldi : What do you think CBD is?