My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (TV Series)
Lesson Zero (2011)
Michelle Creber: Apple Bloom
Quotes
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Twilight Sparkle : [Twilight teleports herself inside the three girls' beach ball, exploding it; she greets them with a mentally-disturbed smile] Hi girls!
Apple Bloom : Oh, hi Twilight. How's it go...
Twilight Sparkle : [clearly mentally disturbed] Gr-eat. Just great. You three look like you're doing great too! Looks like three good friends who obviously don't need the help of another good friend.
[takes out her doll]
Twilight Sparkle : This is Smarty Pants. She was mine when I was your age, and now I want to give her to you!
Scootaloo : [not impressed] Uhh... she's... great.
Apple Bloom : Yeah. Great.
Sweetie Belle : I really... like her... mane?
Twilight Sparkle : She even comes with her own notebook and quill, for when you want to pretend she's doing her homework!
[brings out notebook and quill and gives them to two of the girls]
Scootaloo : That's... um... great.
Apple Bloom : Yeah... great.
Scootaloo : I really like her... mane?
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Scootaloo : [all three have been affected by Twilight's "Want it, Need it" spell, to her Smarty Pants doll] I want it!
Apple Bloom : I need it!
Sweetie Belle : I really like her mane!
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Twilight Sparkle : [Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle continue to fight over Smarty Pants because of Twilight's spell; she gives an annoyed groan] Big Macintosh! Thank goodness! You've gotta help me get that doll away from those girls!
Big Macintosh : [sees them fighting] ... Eeyup.
[he picks the doll out of their cloudball of violence]
Twilight Sparkle : Oh, thank you so much. Now if you could just give her to me?
Big Macintosh : [suddenly affected by the spell himself] Mmnope.
Twilight Sparkle : Oh no!
Apple Bloom : Give her back!
Apple Bloom , Scootaloo , Sweetie Belle : [Overlapping lines: Don't touch it!, it's mine, etc]
Mayor of Ponyville : [relaxing in a field] What's all the commotion about?
Dizzy Twister : [affected by the spell] They're fighting over that doll!
Bon Bon : [affected by the spell] That incredible, amazing doll!
[many ponies begin fighting and arguing over the doll, including the mayor]
Twilight Sparkle : [trying to cancel the spell] Can't... get... a clear shot!
Mayor of Ponyville : Gimme!
Big Macintosh : Nope.
[he blasts the pile of ponies everywhere]
Twilight Sparkle : Oh, what have I done?
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Twilight Sparkle : [annoyed groan] Big Macintosh! Thank goodness! You've gotta help me get that doll away from those girls!
Big Macintosh : [sees the girls fighting over Twilight's doll] ... Eeyup.
[he carefully pulls the doll out of the ball of violence]
Twilight Sparkle : Oh, thank you so much. Now if you could just give her to me?
Big Macintosh : [overcome by the "Want It, Need It" spell] Mmnope.
[he runs off with the doll, and the three girls chase him]
Twilight Sparkle : Oh no!
Apple Bloom : Give her back!
Apple Bloom , Scootaloo , Sweetie Belle : [don't touch it, it's mine, etc]
Mayor of Ponyville : [relaxing in the field that Big Mac and the Cutie Mark Crusaders run through] What's all the commotion about?
Dizzy Twister : [affected by the spell] They're fighting over that doll!
Bon Bon : [also affected] That incredible, amazing doll!
[many ponies argue and fight over the doll]
Twilight Sparkle : [trying to deactivate the spell as the doll is fought over] Can't... get... a clear shot!
[grunting]
Mayor of Ponyville : Gimme!
Big Macintosh : Nope.
[he blasts away many ponies across the horizon and breaks free of the ponypile]
Twilight Sparkle : Oh, what have I done?