My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (TV Series)

Lesson Zero (2011)

Madeleine Peters: Scootaloo

Quotes 

• Twilight Sparkle : [Twilight teleports herself inside the three girls' beach ball, exploding it; she greets them with a mentally-disturbed smile]  Hi girls!

  Apple Bloom : Oh, hi Twilight. How's it go...

  Twilight Sparkle : [clearly mentally disturbed]  Gr-eat. Just great. You three look like you're doing great too! Looks like three good friends who obviously don't need the help of another good friend.

  [takes out her doll] 

  Twilight Sparkle : This is Smarty Pants. She was mine when I was your age, and now I want to give her to you!

  Scootaloo : [not impressed]  Uhh... she's... great.

  Apple Bloom : Yeah. Great.

  Sweetie Belle : I really... like her... mane?

  Twilight Sparkle : She even comes with her own notebook and quill, for when you want to pretend she's doing her homework!

  [brings out notebook and quill and gives them to two of the girls] 

  Scootaloo : That's... um... great.

  Apple Bloom : Yeah... great.

  Scootaloo : I really like her... mane?

• Scootaloo : [all three have been affected by Twilight's "Want it, Need it" spell, to her Smarty Pants doll]  I want it!

  Apple Bloom : I need it!

  Sweetie Belle : I really like her mane!

• Twilight Sparkle : [Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle continue to fight over Smarty Pants because of Twilight's spell; she gives an annoyed groan]  Big Macintosh! Thank goodness! You've gotta help me get that doll away from those girls!

  Big Macintosh : [sees them fighting]  ... Eeyup.

  [he picks the doll out of their cloudball of violence] 

  Twilight Sparkle : Oh, thank you so much. Now if you could just give her to me?

  Big Macintosh : [suddenly affected by the spell himself]  Mmnope.

  Twilight Sparkle : Oh no!

  Apple Bloom : Give her back!

  Apple Bloom , Scootaloo , Sweetie Belle : [Overlapping lines: Don't touch it!, it's mine, etc] 

  Mayor of Ponyville : [relaxing in a field]  What's all the commotion about?

  Dizzy Twister : [affected by the spell]  They're fighting over that doll!

  Bon Bon : [affected by the spell]  That incredible, amazing doll!

  [many ponies begin fighting and arguing over the doll, including the mayor] 

  Twilight Sparkle : [trying to cancel the spell]  Can't... get... a clear shot!

  Mayor of Ponyville : Gimme!

  Big Macintosh : Nope.

  [he blasts the pile of ponies everywhere] 

  Twilight Sparkle : Oh, what have I done?

• Twilight Sparkle : [annoyed groan]  Big Macintosh! Thank goodness! You've gotta help me get that doll away from those girls!

  Big Macintosh : [sees the girls fighting over Twilight's doll]  ... Eeyup.

  [he carefully pulls the doll out of the ball of violence] 

  Twilight Sparkle : Oh, thank you so much. Now if you could just give her to me?

  Big Macintosh : [overcome by the "Want It, Need It" spell]  Mmnope.

  [he runs off with the doll, and the three girls chase him] 

  Twilight Sparkle : Oh no!

  Apple Bloom : Give her back!

  Apple Bloom , Scootaloo , Sweetie Belle : [don't touch it, it's mine, etc] 

  Mayor of Ponyville : [relaxing in the field that Big Mac and the Cutie Mark Crusaders run through]  What's all the commotion about?

  Dizzy Twister : [affected by the spell]  They're fighting over that doll!

  Bon Bon : [also affected]  That incredible, amazing doll!

  [many ponies argue and fight over the doll] 

  Twilight Sparkle : [trying to deactivate the spell as the doll is fought over]  Can't... get... a clear shot!

  [grunting] 

  Mayor of Ponyville : Gimme!

  Big Macintosh : Nope.

  [he blasts away many ponies across the horizon and breaks free of the ponypile] 

  Twilight Sparkle : Oh, what have I done?