My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (TV Series)

The Mysterious Mare Do Well (2011)

Tabitha St. Germain: Rarity, Granny Smith, Cherry Berry, Mother pony

Quotes 

• Applejack : Gotta hand it to the girl, that Mare Do Well sure can pull off some pretty heroic feats.

  Twilight Sparkle : I must say, I was impressed by that spell she used to fix the dam. Seems like something like that would take quite a bit of study.

  [Rainbow Dash growls] 

  Fluttershy : She really cares about everypony's safety.

  Rarity : Have you *seen* her costume? It is to die for! If you ask me she's a hero of fashion.

  Applejack : *And* she's modest *and* humble. She lets her actions speak for themselves. Gotta admire that.

  Rainbow Dash : I *don't* have to admire that! I don't think she's all that great!

  Spike : [writing]  She's... great.

  Rainbow Dash : I didn't say that.

  Twilight Sparkle : Sounds like somepony's jealous.

  Rainbow Dash : Who, me?

  Spike : [writing]  Rainbow Dash is jealous.

  Rainbow Dash : Don't write that, Spike!

  [others laughing] 

  Spike : Correction: Rainbow Dash is *very* jealous.

  Rainbow Dash : Fine! Laugh all you want, but I'll be the one laughing when I prove to you all that I'm just as good- no, that I'm a *better* hero than Mare Do Well!

  [angrily flies away as the others make different exasperated looks] 

• Rainbow Dash : Rrgh, there are absolutely no freak natural disasters going on anywhere! How am I supposed to prove myself when everything's so normal and safe?

  [gasps; sees Granny Smith about to cross the street] 

  Rainbow Dash : Hold it right there, Granny Smith! You don't have to pretend with me. I can see that you're in way over your head here.

  Granny Smith : [mumbling, deploying an ear trumpet]  Eh, what's that?

  Rainbow Dash : You're putting on a brave face, I get it. But you don't have to anymore. I'll help you cross the street!

  Granny Smith : [She gets her head behind Granny's rump and starts bulldozing, prompting the latter to grunt angrily and dig in her hooves]  Actually I can cross the street just fine!

  Rainbow Dash : [with effort]  Don't worry. You're in extremely capable hooves!

  Granny Smith : [Granny resists]  Back off!

  Rainbow Dash : [panting and being overly-obvious with her subtext]  Here we are! Safe and sound. A good and heroic citizen deserves a little recognition, *don't you think*?

  Granny Smith : I didn't wanna cross the street in the first place!

  [complains and walks squeakily away] 

• Rainbow Dash : [after chasing Mare Do Well throughout Ponyville, she soon manages to tackle her and pins her to the ground]  All right, Miss Mysterious. Mystery...

  [pulls the mask off with her mouth] 

  Rainbow Dash : solved!

  [looks to see who's under the mask and is shocked] 

  Rainbow Dash : Wha?

  [Camera cuts to reveal it's Pinkie Pie under the mask, who makes a nervous smile] 

  Rainbow Dash : P-p-p-Pinkie? Whadidya, whadida, whadda, huh?

  [a second Mare Do Well approaches and unmasks, revealing it's Twilight Sparkle] 

  Rainbow Dash : Twilight?

  [a third Mare Do Well approaches and unmasks, revealing Applejack] 

  Rainbow Dash : Applejack? There were three of you?

  Twilight Sparkle : Yep, we all played Mare Do Well at different times.

  Applejack : I stopped the carriage bus with these babies,

  [gestures to her back legs] 

  Applejack : Bucky McGillicudy and Kicks McGee.

  Pinkie Pie : And I saved the construction workers with my Pinkie Sense.

  [her tail suddenly twitches then she quickly moves and pushes Rainbow Dash out of the way of a flowerpot that falls off a windowsill] 

  Pony : [Looking down from the window]  Sorry!

  Pinkie Pie : It's okay.

  Twilight Sparkle : And I used my magic to fix the dam.

  [magically levitates her Mare Do Well hat over her head] 

  Fluttershy : [Runs up beside Twilight Sparkle]  Ooh! Ooh! And I did that flyby afterwards.

  Rarity : [Approaches Rainbow Dash]  And I made the costumes, fabulous if I do say so myself.

  Rainbow Dash : I don't understand... why? Don't you want me to be a hero?

  Twilight Sparkle : Of course we want you to be a hero.

  Applejack : But a real hero doesn't brag!

  [winks] 

  Rainbow Dash : I guess I did start to brag a little...

  Rarity , Pinkie Pie , Applejack , Twilight Sparkle , Fluttershy : A little?

  Rainbow Dash : Okay... a lot.