Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

Santa Claus: The Movie (2012)

Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic, Douchey McNitpick

Quotes 

• Santa Claus : What is all this?

  Dooley : They're Christmas toys, waiting for you.

  Santa Claus : What have they got to do with me?

  Dooley : You're going to give them, to your children. You have all the children of the world.

  Santa Claus : I won't live long enough for that.

  Dooley : Both of you will live forever.

  Nostalgia Critic : Um, am I the only one who finds this a little threatening at times? I mean, granted these people did save them from death, but then they're like...

  Nostalgia Critic : [as Dooley]  You live here now.

  Nostalgia Critic : [as Santa Claus]  What?

  Nostalgia Critic : [as Dooley]  You deliver toys for all eternity.

  Nostalgia Critic : [as Santa Claus]  I didn't agree to this.

  Nostalgia Critic : [as Dooley]  You will live forever.

  Nostalgia Critic : [as Santa Claus]  I have some questions about all this.

  Nostalgia Critic : [as Dooley]  Or we could throw you out in the snow to die. Would you like that better?

  Nostalgia Critic : [as Santa Claus]  No.

  Nostalgia Critic : [as Dooley]  Alright then. Get to work, Slave. We're not paying you anything.