Modern Family (TV Series)

Treehouse (2011)

Jesse Tyler Ferguson: Mitchell Pritchett

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• Jay Pritchett : I'm dead set against drugs. 'Just Say No' and all that stuff. But I thought, just this once, for Gloria. And if I was gonna make a complete ass of myself, I didn't want to remember it.

  Mitchell Pritchett : The big drug I gave him? Baby aspirin, orange-flavored. He could have chewed it.

• Mitchell Pritchett : Cam has this crazy theory that if he were straight and Julia Roberts were single, they'd be dating.

  Cameron Tucker : It's not crazy. I met her once at an AIDS walk, and our chemistry was palpable.

  Mitchell Pritchett : No, you handed her a bottle of water.

  Cameron Tucker : And her fingers lingered.

  Mitchell Pritchett : Because you wouldn't let go!

• Cameron Tucker : I for sure could be a womanizer.

  Mitchell Pritchett : Or you could be someone who just stepped out of a machine called the Womanizer.