Modern Family (TV Series)

Treehouse (2011)

Ed O'Neill: Jay Pritchett

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• Jay Pritchett : How hard is it to learn this salsa dancing stuff?

  Manny Delgado : Not hard at all. It's about tapping into your emotion, your passion, and your inner fire.

  Jay Pritchett : Crap!

• Jay Pritchett : I'm dead set against drugs. 'Just Say No' and all that stuff. But I thought, just this once, for Gloria. And if I was gonna make a complete ass of myself, I didn't want to remember it.

  Mitchell Pritchett : The big drug I gave him? Baby aspirin, orange-flavored. He could have chewed it.

• Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Jay hates the crowds, the beach, the rainbows...

  Jay Pritchett : Rainbows? That's just colors in the sky. Do we have to pull over every time and take a picture?