The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Book Job (2011)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Neil Gaiman : I'm so proud of us.

  Bart Simpson : You didn't write any of it.

  Neil Gaiman : That tuna didn't salad itself.

• Homer Simpson : The king of fantasy novels in our fantasy novel writing team?

  Bart Simpson : Okay, Gaiman, you're in. Your job is to get us lunch, and lose the British accent.

  Neil Gaiman : Cheeseburgers! French fries! I'm all over that, pal!

• Bart Simpson : The point of dinosaurs is that an asteroid is going to wipe us out no matter what we do, so we should just party hard and wreck the place.

  Homer Simpson : Yeah, why should the asteroid have all the fun?

• Homer Simpson : So, are we square for Kansas City?

  Bart Simpson : Square as Golden Books, pops.

• Bart Simpson : Whatever the job is, I'm not interested.

  Homer Simpson : A million bucks has changed stupider minds than yours.

  Bart Simpson : I like the beat. Play me the tune.

  Homer Simpson : We're taking down kids who read.

  Bart Simpson : Chapter-book crowd? That's a juicy peach, but what's the cream?

  Homer Simpson : I'm putting together a tween-lit gang-write?

  Bart Simpson : Tween-lit gang-write?

  Homer Simpson : Tween-lit gang-write, but this Babar needs a Zephir.

  Bart Simpson : A Zephir?

  Homer Simpson : You're the Zephir.

  Bart Simpson : This better not turn out like Kansas City.

  Homer Simpson : It won't be like Kansas City.

  Bart Simpson : [typed into the video game's high score list]  I'm in.

• Bart Simpson : It's good. Weekly Reader selections good.

  Homer Simpson : I just hope we put in enough steampunk, whatever that is.