The Cinema Snob (TV Series)

Nukie (2011)

Brad Jones: Cinema Snob

Quotes 

• Cinema Snob : ...you can't convince me that George Lucas didn't write this movie!

• Cinema Snob : Never thought I'd be so glad to be back in the deserts of Africa. Will something hilarious happen, please?

  [one of the children is struck by a cobra] 

  Cinema Snob : HA!

• Nukie : I have an idea! If we can't walk, we can fly together!

  Cinema Snob : [dripping with hate]  You don't FUCKING say!

• Cinema Snob : Good thing I reviewed this movie on hump day, because I feel like I just got fucked!