- Brick Heck: Mom, you never told me church was based on a book.
- Frankie Heck: I assumed you knew. It's the number one best-selling book of all time.
- Brick Heck: Hm. Well, it's a real page-turner.
- Brick Heck: Isn't it amazing how each snowflake is different?
- Sue Heck: I know. It took me, like, three hours to cut out ten. And God has to do, like, fifty billion. You can't tell me that's not a miracle.
- Brick Heck: That's a very good point. So, do you really believe all that stuff in the Bible is true?
- Sue Heck: Oh, absolutely.
- Brick Heck: [sighs] I don't know. But it is a really cool story.
- Brick Heck: I'm sure you've never read the Bible in your life.
- Axl Heck: Only 'cause I've got stuff going on. I'll read it when I'm closer to death like all old people.