- Nadeem Razmaadi: Does anyone have a lighter?
- Ray Stantz: I quit smoking in the '90s.
- Peter Venkman: [dryly] Proud of you then, proud of you now.
- Winston Zeddemore: The world, right now, is experiencing unusual paranormal activity. We are here to answer that call. Because we... ARE THE GHOSTBUSTERS!
- Nadeem Razmaadi: [after being asked why his dead grandmother has a sex dungeon] I dunno. I found this place while I was looking for Pop Tarts.