South Park (TV Series)

A Nightmare on FaceTime (2012)

Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Butters Stotch, Peterson

Quotes 

• Mr. Peterson : Oh, wow! Look honey! It's Ironman, Captain America, Thor, and Bruce Vilanch!

  [stopping on Cartman who is painted green and dressed like the Hulk] 

  Eric Cartman : I'm not Bruce Vilanch.

  [angry] 

  Mr. Peterson : Oh, what are you supposed to be? Oh! Oh! Right! You're supposed to be that, um, ahhh...

  Eric Cartman : Thee incredible...

  Mr. Peterson : Right! Thee incredible Chaz Bono. Remember, honey? Dancing With the Stars? The fat transexual.

  Mrs. Peterson : Oooh, cute!

  Eric Cartman : No! Not Chaz Bono! Do you see my skin? I'm green!

  Mrs. Peterson : Ah - thee incredible Harvey Fierstein?

  Mr. Peterson : No, Harvey Fierstein's just gay and fat honey, he's not green.

  Eric Cartman : The person I'm dressed as it not fat and not gay!

  Mr. Peterson : Thee incredibly fat and gay skinny straight man?

  Eric Cartman : Just give us some fucking candy!

  [they walk to the next house] 

  Eric Cartman : It's Stan's sutpid Captain America costume, that's what's throwing everybody off. How is everybody supposed to get that I'm the Hulk when Captain America is on freakin' Face Time!

  Kenny McCormick : Trick-or-Treat!

  Mr. Peterson : Ooohhh! It's the Avengers!

  Eric Cartman : That's right!

  Man at the next house : Oh, and Honey Boo Boo! Kids, come see the green Honey Boo Boo!

  [looking at Eric] 

• Eric Cartman : What are you supposed to be, Butters?

  Butters Stotch : I'm a wereprechaun. You know, a leprechaun that's been bitten by a werewolf.