- Mr. Peterson: Oh, wow! Look honey! It's Ironman, Captain America, Thor, and Bruce Vilanch!
- [stopping on Cartman who is painted green and dressed like the Hulk]
- Eric Cartman: I'm not Bruce Vilanch.
- [angry]
- Mr. Peterson: Oh, what are you supposed to be? Oh! Oh! Right! You're supposed to be that, um, ahhh...
- Eric Cartman: Thee incredible...
- Mr. Peterson: Right! Thee incredible Chaz Bono. Remember, honey? Dancing With the Stars? The fat transexual.
- Mrs. Peterson: Oooh, cute!
- Eric Cartman: No! Not Chaz Bono! Do you see my skin? I'm green!
- Mrs. Peterson: Ah - thee incredible Harvey Fierstein?
- Mr. Peterson: No, Harvey Fierstein's just gay and fat honey, he's not green.
- Eric Cartman: The person I'm dressed as it not fat and not gay!
- Mr. Peterson: Thee incredibly fat and gay skinny straight man?
- Eric Cartman: Just give us some fucking candy!
- [they walk to the next house]
- Eric Cartman: It's Stan's sutpid Captain America costume, that's what's throwing everybody off. How is everybody supposed to get that I'm the Hulk when Captain America is on freakin' Face Time!
- Kenny McCormick: Trick-or-Treat!
- Mr. Peterson: Ooohhh! It's the Avengers!
- Eric Cartman: That's right!
- Man at the next house: Oh, and Honey Boo Boo! Kids, come see the green Honey Boo Boo!
- [looking at Eric]
- Sharon Marsh: Can I help you with something?
- Randy Marsh: [Odd, creepy monotone] According to industry experts, many rural areas don't have the bandwidth to support DVD-quality video and streaming services, and won't for years to come, making DVD rental still the best movie watching option.
- Sharon Marsh: I spoke to the insurance company. They said we can get some of our money back. Not all, but some. Do you want to come, take a shower?
- Randy Marsh: No.
- Sharon Marsh: You want to stay out here and be frozen?
- Randy Marsh: Okay.
- Sharon Marsh: Would you like me to bring you some McDonald's?
- Randy Marsh: Yes.
- Sharon Marsh: What would you like from McDonald's?
- Randy Marsh: Chicken nuggets. French fries. Sweet and sour sauce. Hi-C Orange.
- Stan Marsh: Renting DVDs is more ancient than Madonna's boobs!
- Randy Marsh: Ew! That's enough, Stanley! Ew, gross.
- Eric Cartman: What are you supposed to be, Butters?
- Butters Stotch: I'm a wereprechaun. You know, a leprechaun that's been bitten by a werewolf.