Mockingbird Lane (2012 TV Movie)
Jerry O'Connell: Herman Munster
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Quotes
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Herman Munster : Eddie knows I'm lying to him.
Grandpa : He can smell your deceit. You've never raised a werewolf. I have.
Herman Munster : Have you raised one successfully?
Grandpa : My son Leslie was born covered in hair. I knew exactly how to raise him.
Herman Munster : You hired nannies to raise him, and then you let him eat the nannies.
Grandpa : That's what they were hired for.
Herman Munster : I know exactly how to raise Eddie.
Grandpa : You were never a Munster until I made you a Munster. Eddie was born one. There's nothing you have done or can do as a parent that will change that.
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Lily Munster : I wonder if this would've happened sooner if I breastfed.
Herman Munster : I have to assume you're talking about Eddie.
Lily Munster : Evidently it's important.
Herman Munster : You were so nervous about holding him after what your sister did to Marilyn.
Lily Munster : Well, that was post-partum.
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Herman Munster : You ate a lion while naked.
Grandpa : The lion was naked. It seemed polite.
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Lily Munster : Next full moon, you'll have a pet who'll watch over you, so you won't hurt yourself or anybody else.
Eddie Munster : Will it watch over you too?
Lily Munster : Yes, he'll watch over me too.
Eddie Munster : A dog can't stop a werewolf from eating somebody.
Herman Munster : This one can.
[Herman whistles and a dragon appears]
Eddie Munster : [pets dragon] Do I get to keep him?
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Herman Munster : Steve, we will see you at the next Wildlife Explorer meeting.
Steve : Good night. And god bless.
Grandpa : [chuckles] Fat chance. See you later, Steve.